The scene is a radio station's studio. They are about to go live with the afternoon's program. In the studio are five women seated with microphones and the appropriate equipments set and ready to go. They are going live in 5,4,3,2,..............
Sarah: Good Afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the second episode of from the mouth of the people. I'm Sarah your host and with me here in the studio are Ivy, Bola, Yetunde and Uduak. *Everyone says hi*
Sarah: Today's topic borders on the male body type. what are we attracted to? I would like to at this point ask all the underage viewers to please go read a book or something. If u choose to continue, you must be over the age of eighteen. ok so ladies which male body type are you most attracted to?
Uduak: I would have to say a tall dude. Taller than me and i'm 5"10 so....
Sarah: Skinny, Slim, buff, fat, broad???
Sarah: Any particular reason?
Uduak: well i'm not particularly skinny so it works for me.
Sarah: That makes sense. So does this mean you can never get attracted to a skinny dude?
Uduak: Nahh!! I've dated a skinny dude
Uduak: Nothing. It was cool. lasted 9 months in fact
Sarah: ok. can you repeat it or are you done with the "skinnies"??
Uduak: Lol! Nah! don't matter really. if we click, then all's gravy
Sarah: ok. So we've gone through buff and skinny. Can you date a fat dude?
Uduak: lol! yea. like what fat?
Sarah: hmmmm.........like a bit fatter than Shaq
Uduak: If he is broad and big. i don't mind. he has to be tall though.
Sarah: So who would you say has your ideal body??
Uduak: Lebron James
Sarah: Nice! Bola what's your take on the topic?
Bola: Well i would have to say i'm more into skinny dudes
Bola: well...I've never been into the whole "ooo girl, he has muscles" facade. I'm not a big fan of dick but when i do, i love my men taller than me and skinny. They tend to be easy to "play around" with and it's not a myth 'cause they have better looking dicks lol. Generally, it's an attraction thing for me. All my long term crushes are skinny. I'm not prejudiced but yellow boys don't do it for me either.
Sarah: lol! interesting.....so if you were to pick your ideal body, whose would you pick?
Bola: I loved 2pac's body. he was skinny but cut. Allen Iverson is fine too. i think he got bigger though.
Senavoe and Adonis are delicious looking too.
Sarah: Thank you Bola. Yetunde what do you think??
Yetunde: I like the big and buff looking guy
Sarah: lol!! so you like the bodyguard looking dude
Yetunde: You can use that term
Sarah: So does that mean if a skinny dude were to approach you you wouldn't be interested?
Yetunde: i guess....i'm just biased towards bigger guys that's all.
Sarah: So you can date a fat guy?
Yetunde: Fat ke? err...no. i think not.
Sarah: lol! what if the dude was like extremely fine?
Yetunde: Fat guys aren't fine in my mind. i'll never see a fat person and think he is fine.
Sarah: LOL!! seen. so basically you are allergic to fat??
Yetunde: No. I just meant he may be fine but i wont be able to get past the fat.
Sarah: So who would you say has your ideal body?
Yetunde: Dunno! definitely not Rick Ross though
Sarah: LOL!! ok Ivy what do you think??
Ivy: i like skinny guys
Sarah: why? any particular reasons?
Ivy: well.....three skinny men i've had as boyfriends(ex now) are larger and better i think. I like really skinny. Like the kind of skinny where one arm of mine can go around his waist. i'm kinda on the fleshy side so i prefer a mix. So we just don't both look round together. Skinny men just strike me as easy.
Sarah: By easy you mean?
Ivy: I mean they are more of listeners than talkers. for me, more patient. I also think they shouldn't be underestimated. They ain't weak. It's easy for a lady even after marriage. if you want him fatter, pump him with food. Slim, maintain him.
Sarah: That's quite an interesting contribution. ok it's time for calls now. You know what to do(leave as comments).Hope you've been enjoying the segment so far.....
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