Thursday, February 11, 2010

LETTER TO THE KING OF COLOURS!!!

For those of you who don't know me personally, this would probably be news to you. My best/fav colour is black followed closely by lilac. I have an obsession with colours. If something about you intrigues me, i am bound to ask you what your favourite colour is. Maybe some other time i'll talk about the results of my research. Today its all about BLACK.

Dear Sir,

I am of the opinion my best colour has been unfairly treated. I mean most people only think of black when they are going to funerals or want 2 do dirty work. Black is a very sleek colour and should be given a lot more respect. The colour makes me happy(believe it or not). I believe people should be allowed to pick whatever colour depresses them and wear that to funerals. I mean if black makes me happy, why would i want to wear it to a somber event. I would much rather wear yellow. Stupid colour. My friend says i feel this way cos i love black and i'm like DUH!!!. Why else would i dedicate a whole blog post to my ravings. Her best colour is Orange(go figure). The only place i wouldn't wear black to would probably be my wedding and that is only cos my mother would most definitely kill me. I am also mostly attracted to darker men(YES i am racist like that).
so if you guys will meet and deliberate and let the real world know BLACK is a very nice fellow, i would be most grateful.

Yours Sincerely,
Nono E.

2 comments:

  1. Nice one. I actually laughed. There's a similarity between your writing style and that of Zoe from My Boyfriend is a Twat.
    I'll wear virdian green and magenta to a funeral (make my eyes bleed). With Yellow shoes. Just saying.

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  2. #sigh.
    Have I mentioned I love you?
    Yes. I love black too.
    And I am quite light in complexion so I like all things dark.
    I'd eat oreos and not cream crackers
    It's that bad ;)

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